Reefer Madness

I guess it's official. VRX bought my ticket to Australia and I've been approved for a business visa. This friday they're gonna send me to the Queensland region (where the great barrier reef is) for 75 days with a company credit card, a rental car and five star accomodations. Fools. How am I supposed to work under these conditions? You get used to linen and cloth napkins lickity split. I saw some rust in my bathroom when I got home and it felt so ghetto. Hyatt days are here again. Soon. Wish I could bring some freakin' people along for the ride. Thems the VRX blues.