Name Dropping
My last trip was May 6 to June 2, 2006. Grand Hyatt Berlin, Grand Hyatt Hamburg, Hyatt Regency Mainz, Hyatt Regency Cologne, Park Hyatt Zurich.
Having spent morre than a decade in the film biz working around "famous" people I've come to the conclusion that (a) 99% of actors are freaks (b) famous male actors are just like you and me except that they are rich and have really hot girlfriends and (c) just because you're famous doesn't mean you have talent or taste. Having said that, and agreeing whole heartedly with Matt Stone and Trey Parker that celebrities are useless, here's who stayed at MY hotel.
Berlin-? didn't bother to ask
Hamburg-Boris Becker, saw a sporty guy in the hall on my floor, made eye contact, you look just like ... got coke?
Mainz-nobody goes to Mainz
Cologne-Carlos Santana, was doing a gig that day, said my contact, Cameron Diaz's German twin
Zurich-the Eagles, doing there farewell tour. One gig is enough boys, thanks for finally packing it in.
Having spent morre than a decade in the film biz working around "famous" people I've come to the conclusion that (a) 99% of actors are freaks (b) famous male actors are just like you and me except that they are rich and have really hot girlfriends and (c) just because you're famous doesn't mean you have talent or taste. Having said that, and agreeing whole heartedly with Matt Stone and Trey Parker that celebrities are useless, here's who stayed at MY hotel.
Berlin-? didn't bother to ask
Hamburg-Boris Becker, saw a sporty guy in the hall on my floor, made eye contact, you look just like ... got coke?
Mainz-nobody goes to Mainz
Cologne-Carlos Santana, was doing a gig that day, said my contact, Cameron Diaz's German twin
Zurich-the Eagles, doing there farewell tour. One gig is enough boys, thanks for finally packing it in.
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