Arabian Ruminations

Arabian Ruminations

1) They have IKEA here. They sell all the same crap except for Swedish Meatballs.
2) Turkey bacon and beef bacon cannot replace real bacon.
3) Drinking in Kuwait is illegal. Mocktails are king. Coffee is a sport.
4) Top secret. Salalah in Oman has some of the best undiscovered scuba diving in the world.
5) If you are a local you are above the law.
6) Speeding is expected.
7) The other night I celebrated Oktoberfest in a Muslim country while listening to a live band playing Pink Floyd and ABBA.
8) Camel tastes pretty good actually.
9) Arabic coffee isn’t my cup of tea. Looks like tea too.
10) I keep thinking that the women wearing the black traditional dress are Ninjas.
11) It is funny when these women show somebody their ID. Yeah, it's me. Can't you tell?